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HOT Rotisserie Chicken Act: letting federal food assistance (SNAP benefits) recipients buy hot rotisserie chicken
“A rotisserie,” stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg quipped, “is like a really morbid Ferris wheel for chickens… I like dizzy chicken.”
May 11
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Jesse Rifkin
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Reps. Nancy Mace and Cory Mills try to expel each other from the House – on the same day
We could be “killed,” warned Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, “or worse, expelled.”
May 5
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Jesse Rifkin
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April 2026
COACH Act: capping college coach salaries at 10x their university’s tuition and fees
When baseball player Babe Ruth was asked to justify out-earning President Herbert Hoover, Ruth replied: “I had a better year.”
Apr 29
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Jesse Rifkin
Congressional Civics Act: requiring Congress members pass a civics exam
Would you be able to serve in Congress if you had to pass this test?
Apr 24
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Jesse Rifkin
Public Integrity in Financial Prediction Markets Act: banning politicians from political betting
“The fact that Bondi didn’t place a seven-figure Polymarket bet on her own firing on her way out the door,” political comedy writer Jeff Maurer posted…
Apr 20
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Jesse Rifkin
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DEATH BETS Act: banning online wagers on assassinations, terrorism, war
Military members with top-secret info may have profited from bets on January’s Venezuela raid and February’s Iran bombing.
Apr 20
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Jesse Rifkin
Easter Monday Act: creating new federal holiday
Easter traditions: chocolate bunnies, egg rolling contests out on the lawn… and the day off?
Apr 16
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Jesse Rifkin
TRUMP Act: banning money depicting a living president
In 1989, Donald Trump released a Monopoly-style board game featuring money depicting his own face. Now, that’s poised to imminently happen in real life.
Apr 16
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Jesse Rifkin
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